The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’s Birthday Cake

Recipes from the Alchemist’s Cookbook! Dave Araki Featured Nov 23 in The Weekly Knob · 5 min read “Don’t judge me,” said the Wizard. “I’m not judging,” replied Murph, juggling…… Read more “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’s Birthday Cake”

Pineapple Bun

The man in the white jacket slides into a booth next to the wall, peers at the laminated paper menu. The woman takes her time, sliding her purse into the booth first, setting half of her butt onto the seat, rotating slightly, sliding the rest of her body into the booth. Her nails are shiny and red, the tips rounded artificially with lacquer. Her face is unpowdered and her eyebrows are drawn on thickly with black pencil.